bbcwonderland:

kingloptr:

literallytrash:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus

holy fuck

Did you just…?

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chrihyonce:

nickelodeon:

David Beckham and his sons get GOLD slimed after he accepts the 2014 KCS GOLDEN blimp!

i bet this is the color of his sperm.

(via fake-mermaid)

Timestamp: 1406319174

chrihyonce:

nickelodeon:

David Beckham and his sons get GOLD slimed after he accepts the 2014 KCS GOLDEN blimp!

i bet this is the color of his sperm.

(via fake-mermaid)

gay8:

riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue

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laugh-til-ya-fart:

I wish we got notifications when people published our asks instead of having to refresh their blog like every second

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foxnewsofficial:

love yourself so we have something in common

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actionables:

calling your boyfriend Germany in bed because he scores multiple times per hour

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departured:

finding songs from your favorite artist that you haven’t heard before

image

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effingstiles:

Teen Wolf (Season 4) | Mid-Season Trailer (720p HD) download link

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glowcloud:

i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce

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dion-thesocialist:

funny story: this scene was actually improvised. the script originally called for pikachu to roll over onto his side and deliver a line that went “good battling today ash. can we get ihop in the morning?” but during filming, pikachu started thinking about how his real life trainer never hugged him and also will smith’s dad, so he delivered this amazing performance all off the top of his head. the animator was like whoa wtf. what a brilliant moment.

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Timestamp: 1406317870

dion-thesocialist:

funny story: this scene was actually improvised. the script originally called for pikachu to roll over onto his side and deliver a line that went “good battling today ash. can we get ihop in the morning?” but during filming, pikachu started thinking about how his real life trainer never hugged him and also will smith’s dad, so he delivered this amazing performance all off the top of his head. the animator was like whoa wtf. what a brilliant moment.

(Source: butt-berry, via razorsharpvaginas)

  • my mom: it's 11 go to sleep
  • me: actually its 10:58

darkwingsnark:

He was honestly the only normal character in the whole movie. 

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Timestamp: 1406314796

darkwingsnark:

He was honestly the only normal character in the whole movie. 

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